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A Study in Scarlet (and Other Hues)

Tuesday, July 20th, 2010

Blogger and prolific commenter MovieMan0283 has proposed an intriguing meme at his place, The Dancing Image.  Taking a cue from the open gallery of reader-submitted film stills hosted by Stephen at Checking on My Sausages, MovieMan has proposed a bit of a free-form exercise, wherein participants assemble a collection of screen captures that follow a theme of their choice.  MovieMan got the ball rolling with a stellar series of stills from opening shots.  My own submission is below.  I think the theme is self-evident, although in a couple of instances it is realized in an unconventional way.  The films are identified at the bottom.

Throne of Blood (Kumonosu-jô) (Akira Kurosawa, 1957)
Don’t Look Now (Nicolas Roeg, 1973)
Deep Red (Profundo Rosso) (Dario Argento, 1975)
Jaws (Steven Spielberg, 1975)
Predator (John McTiernan, 1987)
Wild at Heart (David Lynch, 1990)
Fight Club (David Fincher, 1999)
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (Quentin Tarantino, 2003)
Hellboy (Guillermo del Toro, 2004)
Caché (Michael Haneke, 2005)
Sin City (Robert Rodriguez and Frank Miller, 2005)
No Country for Old Men (Ethan and Joel Coen, 2007)
Let the Right One In (Låt den rätte komma in) (Tomas Alfredson, 2008)

They may not even notice (or they may already have participated), but I’m tagging Tim at Antagony and Ecstasy, Troy at Elusive as Robert Denby, The Film Doctor, Bill at The Kind of Face You Hate, and Jason at The Cooler.

Favorite Film Characters Meme

Tuesday, March 24th, 2009

Kevin J. Olson at Hugo Stiglitz Makes Movies has tagged me with the Favorite Films Characters Meme, which appears to have originated over at FilmSquish. I don’t have a film to review at the moment, so what the heck? Bear in mind that my film literacy skews recent, and my own life experience skews… er, white and male. Therefore my list perhaps inevitably reflects those biases. Here we go, in chronological order:

1. Norman Bates (Anthony Perkins), Psycho (1960)

People always mean well. They cluck their thick tongues, and shake their heads and suggest, oh, so very delicately.

Hitchcock may be the hand behind Psycho’s whipsaw narrative shift and its preternaturally sneaky diversion of audience sympathies, but it’s Anthony Perkins’ timeless and astoundingly skillful portrayal that lends the film its humanity (paradoxically enough). Never mind the crude Freudian outlines to Norman Bates. Psycho is scarcely big enough to contain the chilling, contradictory gestalt that Perkins creates: placid, defensive, genial, resentful, anxious, seething, all capped with a dose of awkward schoolboy eroticism. The effect is simultaneously disquieting and pitiable. Norman is a monster who is acutely cognizant of his own guilt, but completely unable and unwilling to cease his atrocities. Traumatized and wracked to his core, the viewer almost feels sorry for him. Then again, there’s that ghost of an impish smile as Abergast’s car sinks into the pond: “I’ve been a bad boy, haven’t I?”

2. Leo Bloom (Gene Wilder), The Producers (1968)

I’m sorry I called you “Fat, fat, fat”.

With his breakout role as terminally nebbishy accountant Leo Bloom, Gene Wilder created what may be the most overwrought, pathetic little milquetoast in the history of film comedy. Between Zero Mostel’s venal, scenery-gorging ogre, Max Bialystock, and the countless zany secondary and tertiary characters that populate The Producers, one might expect poor Leo Bloom to vanish. Not so. Wilder’s peculiar bookkeeper—all anxiousness, sweat, and frizz—claims the spotlight as the story’s pitiable victim, but also as an object of derision, given his ludicrous emotional fragility and utter spinelessness. Bloom is a bullied, feeble man-child with no morals and the coping skills of a toddler, and yet Wilder manages to make his loser antics tremendously funny for every moment he’s on screen.

3. Father Damien Karras (Jason Miller), The Exorcist (1973)

Come into me. God damn you. Take me.

Two stellar characters lend The Exorcist its exquisite drama: Ellen Burstyn’s brittle-yet-resolute Chris MacNeil and Jason Miller’s Damien Karras. Burstyn’s performance may be slightly superior, but it’s Karras who is the keystone to the story’s potency. Even a Baptist-turned-atheist such as myself can sense the distinctly Catholic character to Miller’s portrayal: wit and soothing reason on the surface, ache and tribulation beneath. A counselor priest whose own faith is splintering, Karras flagellates himself (via boxing and running) to make amends for his sins of negligence, and to hold back his suffocating despair in the face of the world’s sorrows and madness. The shrewd, gentle establishment of Karras’ suppressed fear and anger for the ninety minutes that precede the titular exorcism transform the climactic confrontation with Pazuzu from a B-movie showdown into a scene of terrifying emotional force.

4. Chief Phillips (Albert Hall), Apocalypse Now (1979)

My orders say I’m not supposed to know where I’m taking this boat, so I don’t. But one look at you, and I know it’s gonna be hot.

Colonel Kurtz is the obvious pick, although Captain Willard, Lieutenant Kilgore, and Hopper’s photojournalist are all worthies. Still, the figure that leaps to mind as Apocalypse Now’s most fascinating character—as opposed to performance—is Albert’s Hall’s long-suffering Chief Phillips. The marvelously tough Phillips is the film’s most substantial personality, brimming with anxieties, antipathies, and tenderness. In a film that often feels like a nightmare, he seems to be the only human soul on that boat. Phillips wears two masks throughout Willard’s spiritual journey “way up” the river: the voice of sanity and the hindering dissenter. Coppala’s thematically labyrinthine film deftly accommodates these dual roles, and Hall conveys them both with an emotional ferocity that gives one chills. Just look into those enormous eyes as he contemplates Mr. Clean’s slain body: Is there any doubt that he’s made the decision right there to kill Willard?

5. Seth Brundle (Jeff Goldblum), The Fly (1986)

I’m an insect who dreamt he was a man and loved it. But now the dream is over… and the insect is awake.

If one were to submit that David Cronenberg’s The Fly is a modern horror masterpiece (and I do), the single most vital component to its success would undoubtedly be Seth Brundle himself, one of the most precisely drawn horror protagonists of all time. Allegorical readings of The Fly abound, but Seth succeeds as a character because he fits so neatly within the story’s science-fiction parameters, without requiring grand gestures to elements that dwell outside the story. He is utterly believable, utterly understandable, and utterly tragic. In a pinnacle performance, Jeff Goldblum inexorably ushers us into a terrifying (and sublimely simple) tale of degeneration: of body, gene, species, mind, love, and morality. Goldblum’s signature tics do more than convey Seth’s bookish eccentricities. They are a cunning means to illustrate—via a stop-motion tapestry of evolution and retention—the slow triumph of the invertebrate within.

6. Clarice Starling (Jodie Foster), The Silence of the Lambs (1991)

They don’t have a name for what he is.

Anthony Hopkins’ defining portrayal of Hannibal Lector gets the lion’s share of the attention, but let’s be honest, here: the dramatic might of The Silence of the Lambs flows directly from the presence of Clarice Starling. Lector is less a character than a force, part Dragon, part Wise Man on the Mountain. It’s Starling who is the traveler groping her way through Lambs’ Stygian explorations of ambition, knowledge, guilt, class, and, most devastatingly, gender. In one of the most awe-inspiring performances of the late twentieth-century, Foster crafts a heroine for the ages, a detective-warrior who risks the most terrible violations—physical and psychological—for reasons both noble and pathetic. Foster achieves a sublime alchemy with Starling, rendering her flawed humanity and superhuman courage with equivalent forcefulness. The result takes your breath away.

7. Walter Sobchak (John Goodman), The Big Lebowski (1998)

Smokey, my friend, you are entering a world of pain.

We all know someone like Walter Sobchak: an arrogant gasbag with a volcanic temper and a compulsive need to be right. He is, in short, a colossal asshole, so how is it that The Big Lebowski’s miserable mountain of a Vietnam vet comes across as such a delicious character? The magic trick lies somewhere at the confluence of the Coen brothers’ dense, deliriously funny script and in the genius of John Goodman, who paints streaks of honor and sadness onto a fundamentally repellant, unstable person. It’s not just the relentlessly quoted pearls of Sobchak “wisdom” that stick with you, but also that familiarity, the sense that this guy could be rolling at the bowling alley down the street. Perhaps more than any Coen character, Walter exists as both a caricature and as exile from the real world, as lost and full of resentments as the Dude is content.

8. Max Fischer (Jason Schwartzman), Rushmore (1998)

I saved Latin. What did you ever do?

Rushmore endures as Wes Anderson’s finest film to date, and central to its virtues is the exasperating, endearing Max Fischer, a fearless geek of outsized ambitions and abundant faux-maturity. It’s preposterous to envision anyone other than Jason Schwartzman filling Max’s shoes. He flawlessly captures Max’s odd-duck blend of intellect, energy, self-importance, and starry-eyed naïveté. Still, Max’s confounding vacillation between contentment and restlessness marks him as a depressingly normal adolescent, albeit one whose epic approach to everything makes a durable impression on those around him. Rushmore features an astonishing number of delicately realized relationships, and yet Max remains its Pole Star, a kid whose boundless zeal to do things infuses Anderson’s film with an infectious earnestness.

9. Diane Selwyn / Betty Elms (Naomi Watts), Mulholland Drive (2001)

It’ll be just like in the movies. Pretending to be somebody else.

Diane Selwyn is the most vivid and empathetic incarnation of David Lynch’s Woman in Trouble, an archetype that runs through his filmic nightmares from Blue Velvet to INLAND EMPIRE. Naomi Watts, in the performance of her career, portrays the gray husk of Mulholland Drive’s Diane Selwyn with such hideous contempt that she provokes revulsion and pity in equal measure. Then again, she did have her lover murdered, a nasty detail that Diane blots out by plunging deep into her fever-dream persona, Better Elms, a ridiculously chipper projection of her desires (and the viewer’s). Watts’ mesmerizing presence—wide-eyed, weary, or sobbing through clenched teeth—achieves something fresh within the Lynchian cosmos: a protagonist who realizes with keenly felt horror that the demon is within her. She is the monster behind the Winkie’s, the geriatric homunculi, the Italian gangsters, the Cowboy. She is “the one who’s doing it.”

10. William Cutting (Daniel Day Lewis), Gangs of New York (2002)

Here’s the thing… I don’t give a ten-penny fuck about your moral conundrum, you meat-headed shit-sack… That’s pretty much the thing.

I’m a feisty defender of Martin Scorsese’s vivid urban opera, Gangs of New York, but even I must concede that it would be only half as evocative without the presence of one Bill “The Butcher” Cutting. As embodied by Daniel Day Lewis, Bill is a ruthless nativist with the disposition of a mad wildcat. What sets him apart from American cinema’s countless other xenophobes is not just his foaming grandiosity or his gleeful affinity for bloodletting, but his disquieting sense of self. Here is a beast who recognizes his own conflicting weaknesses—cruelty, showmanship, hypocrisy, sentimentality—and yet also sees his place in America’s fabric with clarity. His refusal to stifle the intrinsic violence of the American character for the sake of social order marks him as a kind of revisionist history Antichrist, a villain that represents all that we have repressed about where we came from, what we are, and where we are going.

Acclaimed Films of 2007: July 2008 Status Update

Friday, July 4th, 2008

I’m still humming along on my mission to see all the films released in 2007 that scored 70 or higher on Metacritic. I had to tweak my master list once, when Lars and the Real Girl bumped from 69 to 70 due to the appearance of post-DVD release reviews. Right now I’m at 117/145 films. Of the remaining 28, only 9 are actually available right now on DVD. Of those, probably the most unforgivable blind spot is Control, considering that A) I’m a Joy Division fan, B) the film actually played at one of our local Landmark theaters last year, and C) it’s been out on DVD for a few weeks now.

Of course, amid all this, I’m also trying to stay on top of all of this year’s films. It’s a good thing I’m having so much fun discovering so many great movies, otherwise this might seem like work. The disappointing thing for the completist in me is that a handful of 2007’s films might never make it to DVD. The prospects don’t look good for obscure fare like 2 or 3 Things I Know About Him, Blockade, China Blue, East of Havana, The Goodtimeskid and Tazza: The High Rollers. Consistent with my previous status update, here’s the visual summary of my progress to date:

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The Rule of Three: It’s Funny Because It Hurts

Friday, April 25th, 2008

This installment of the Rule of Three features scenes of great slapstick, those moments that make you recoil in vicarious pain even as you laugh. The lowest form of comedy? Sure. But when done well, slapstick can deliver a succinct jab of sublime human misery. These are moments that stick with you and elicit a wincing smile even when you know they’re coming.

Andrew’s Three

Feel Anything There? – Dirty Rotten Scoundrels (1988)

In an agonizing sequence from Franz Oz’s remake of Bedtime Story, Michael Caine’s Lawrence repeatedly and gleefully savages the legs of Steve Martin’s Freddy with a reed, while the latter sits in a wheelchair feigning insensitivity. The setup involves dueling cons, and Lawrence has the upper hand in this scene, which he exploits with unconcealed sadism. There’s a delicious comic tension at work, and we feel Freddy’s panic about how much he can tolerate and how far Lawrence is going to take it. The scene just goes on and on. Martin’s tormented mugging is priceless.

Inadequate Clearance - Raising Arizona (1987)

Am I the only one who discerned that Beatrix and Elle’s trailer duel in Kill Bill is practically a recreation of Hi and Gale’s equally brutal brawl in Raising Arizona? Ethan and Joel Coen’s take is superior in my mind due to one moment: Hi sweeps his hands up to pummel Gale’s prone back, only to discover that the trailer’s ceiling is just a bit too low. His knuckles scrape across the rough ceiling tiles with a sickening sound. Hi then holds up his skinned hands in agonized bewilderment and lets out a piercing howl of horror. Squirm-worthy comic anguish.

Driving the Point Home – Young Frankenstein (1974)

The humor in Mel Brooks’ Young Frankenstein relies mostly on Gene Wilder’s nebbishness and the ludicrous intersection of stock scenes and characters, but it has its slapstick moments. My favorite occurs in an opening scene, when Wilder’s Professor Frankenstein vainly attempts to distance himself from his grandfather’s experiments. Brandishing a scalpel as he becomes increasingly agitated, Wilder concludes by slamming the tool into his own thigh for emphasis. It’s a moment of breath-sucking horror, but Wilder’s reaction is the payoff. He regards the scalpel in disbelief, calmly crosses his leg to conceal it, and stammers breathlessly, “Class dismissed.”

Libby’s Three

Cream or Sugar? - The Big Lebowski (1998)

After partying with Jackie Treehorn, an inebriated Dude is picked up by the Malibu police. He attempts to drunkenly explain his situation, but the Chief hates people like the Dude. After the Chief’s explains why he was arrested, the Dude comments that he “wasn’t listening.” The Chief throws his ceramic coffee mug square at the Dude’s forehead, knocking him backwards in his chair. The sound effect at the moment of mug-to-head contact is gleefully painful. In the Dude’s estimation, this cop is clearly a fascist, but the Chief is finished with him. “Stay out of Malibu, Lebowski!”

Sudden Impact - Elf (2003)

Naysayers be damned: Will Ferrell is a master of physical comedy, and a film where he plays a giant elf provides ample opportunity for slapstick. The film’s physical gags mostly rely on fish-out-of-water interactions between Ferrel’s Buddy the Elf and twenty-first century New York City. During Buddy’s first days in the city, he’s walking towards Gimbel’s to find Santa. He strides across the street, and immediately gets hit by a yellow cab. It’s just so silly, and despite the predictability, I laugh every single time. Later he warns, “Watch out for the yellow ones! They don’t stop!”

Pointed Criticism - Shaun of the Dead (2004)

The one hilarious “ouch” moment that sings to me every time I see it occurs in the climactic pub scene where Shaun et al. are fighting off hordes of zombies. To the tune of “Don’t Stop Me Now” they employ simple bar props as weapons: pool cues, liquor, barstools, fire extinguishers… and darts. The gag that makes me snort in laughter every time I see is when an errant dart lodges in Shaun’s head. He pulls it out, there’s a small spurt of blood, and they continue their battle with the undead.

Acclaimed Films of 2007: March 2008 Status Update

Friday, March 7th, 2008

One personal boon to organizing a local film club and producing content for this site is that I am probably watching more films—and, significantly, more interesting films—right now than at any previous point in my life. Even setting aside the essential, classic, cult, and overlooked cinema that the club tends to focus on, I’m watching a hell of a lot more quality films of recent vintage.

I set a goal for myself last November to see every feature film released in 2007 that achieved a score of 70 or greater on Metacritic. “Released in 2007” in this case means a film that premiered in the United State outside the film festival circuit in wide, limited, or select city release between January 1, 2007 and December 31, 2007. Four months or so later, what’s the score?

According to Metacritic, there were 144 films released in 2007 that rated a score of 70 or higher. As of March 7, 2008, I have seen 75 of these 144, or a little over half my goal.

Of the 75 films I have seen, 25 (33%) are foreign-language films. (Although whether that makes them foreign films is debatable. I’m looking at you, The Diving Bell and the Butterfly) 11 of 75 (15%) are documentaries, and 3 of 75 (4%) are animated films.

The collage below is a visual summary I prepared to track my progress. Viewed films have a magenta slash. I’ll check back in two months or so and see how I’m faring.

The Rule of Three: Love Is in the Air

Friday, February 15th, 2008

I’m introducing a new semi-regular feature here at the Gateway Cinephiles site: The Rule of Three. The premise is simple. Contributors from the Cinephiles will be tasked to select three films that fit a designated criterion. For each film, each contributor will write no more than one hundred words: why we love it, why it is noteworthy, or why everyone should see it at least once. It’s a short and simple formula for sharing our film recommendations, and I hope to do several of these features in the coming year.

We’re kicking the feature off with a tribute to Valentine’s Day, that crassest of crass commercial holidays. Our contributors were asked to pick three films about romantic love. You won’t find the usual rom-com staleness in here, but you will find a lot of tear-jerking cinematic goodness, occasionally in some unexpected places.

Andrew’s Three

The Age of Innocence (1993)

Don’t be fooled by the arresting beauty of Martin Scorsese’s underrated masterpiece. Sure, the opulent fashions and culinary delights echo the repressed passion of the wealthy Victorian characters. Yet they also acquire new meanings as the film unfolds. Age is a story of agonizing emotional claustrophobia, with a profound understanding of the timeless lovers’ longing that “things were different.” Fundamentally, this is the tale of a man who lives in a world that will do everything in its power to prevent his happiness. Terrifying and wrenching. All from two hours of rich nineteenth-century New Yorkers talking!

Brokeback Mountain (2005)

Ang Lee’s pitiless uppercut of romantic tragedy set in 1960s Wyoming is the real thing. Never mind that its leads are gay cowboys; everyone can relate to this profound and humane film. Brokeback has a sorrowful and achingly accurate understanding of human love. It’s about how we all idealize, fantasize, delude ourselves, yearn for the lost, and squander and despoil priceless emotional connections. Universally outstanding performance and Lee’s quiet, gorgeous direction allow the film to transcend its gimmick and emerge as one of the best films ever made about forbidden love. The final minutes always move me to tears.

The Piano (1993)

This remorseless storm of gothic romance and rebirth is as compelling today as when I first saw it. There is a strange, unsettling effectiveness to Jane Campion’s film, with its wistful visuals and unconventional characters. She gives us the Heroine, the Husband, and the Lover, but none of them fit the molds we might expect. The film has a slow, tidal eroticism, punctuated with the ripples of rash and cruel deeds. The Piano is as much about pride and possession as romance, suggesting that love is but one movement in the symphony of human relationships. Beautiful and devastating.

Lara’s Three

Moonstruck (1987)

Quite possibly the most perfect movie about love ever made. Never mind if all you know about Moonstruck is that it stars Cher and won a bunch of Oscars. This is a great film and both Cher and Nicholas Cage are great in it, as are Vincent Gardenia and Olympia Dukakis. This movie is about the imperfections of humanity and relationships. It shines a light on how even the smartest, most level-headed people can have unrealistic expectations of themselves and others when it comes to love. Keep an eye out for Cage’s operatic, gut-wrenching monologue in the bakery.

Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005)

If you’ve been in a relationship for any significant period of time, hopefully you’ve experienced at least one reawakening where you suddenly connected with your partner on some completely unexpected level. That is the story at the heart of this ball-busting, gun-blazing action-comedy. It’s also about honesty, brutality, and the battle of the sexes. Literally. There’s a key scene where the Smiths beat the crap out of each other. Brace yourself and throw your expectations for marital behavior out the window. This film is about making it work.

Secretary (2002)

Secretary is a delightful introduction to sadism-masochism, told from the perspective of the “M”. It’s the ideal antidote for the cartoonish, removed understanding many people have of these impulses, including where they originate and how they manifest. This film, I think, qualifies as the most deeply touching of my three selections. We follow a very vulnerable (or is she?) girl down an amazing path of healing and self-discovery.

Libby’s Three

Breakfast at Tiffany’s (1961)

Who can argue with this choice? Paul Varjak is a “kept man” who falls for Holly Golightly, a girl who is so busy trying to marry rich she almost misses her chance for happiness. Audrey Hepburn plays Holly with a gorgeous mix of childlike vulnerability and modern jaded charm. My favorite romantic moment is the day Holly and Paul take turns doing things they’ve never done. The day culminates in Paul’s first trip to the titular jewelry store, where Paul has Holly’s cheap ring engraved. Holly’s glee at this small token makes us realize that she isn’t all she seems.

Last of the Mohicans (1992)

The love story of Cora Munroe and Hawkeye is beautiful. Their fevered goodbye under the waterfall always gets me crying: “No matter what occurs! I will find you. No matter how long it takes, no matter how far, I will find you!” However, the love story between Alice Munroe and Uncas is equally fascinating. They do not speak to one another, but between them we feel a strong love. Alice’s actions in the face of losing Uncas is one of the most moving moments in any romantic film—shocking in its youthful foolishness, touching in is emotional weight.

Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)

I am flying my geek flag high. The tension and attraction between Han and Leia is one of the best parts of Empire. Fisher and Ford play it so beautifully: Leia angrily straining against Han’s advances, and Han being both obviously smitten and obviously annoyed with her. The moment Han and Leia part with the iconic “I love you-I know,” is powerfully romantic. To Ford’s credit, it was his ad-lib, and it is perfect for the characters. We watch them waste time arguing–and in a brief, pained goodbye they sum up the fiery but tender force of their relationship.